My Bio

GARY GOLDSTEIN!!??... RUSS BRANDON!!?? --I CRY FOUL!!!! SHOULDN'T YOU BE IN THE EXECUTIVE LOO? I'm having fun... PEACE, --my dopamines stay confused.
My name is Ira, am a Classic Under-Achiever with a dash of militancy, and I'm taking time to write this in an effort to see how far I've fallen. If I knew I was going to live this long, I probably still wouldn't have taken better care of myself. I'm a self-destructive S.O.B. in the process of Writing Discovery. I am 46 and the by-product of an unholy union between 6' Scotsman with 4'11'' Filipino woman... to this day I have a soft spot for "South Pacific". You wanna' know dysfunction?... Grow-up with an abusive, red-neck, dry-drunk and a holy-rollin', Bamboo/English-talker in the 60's/70's. You can't make this sh&# up. I LOVE MY PARENTS DEARLY... Stockholm Syndrome. They provided the toxic soil from whence I sprang... Love Canal. East meets West... it should be OUTLAWED. In truth, they taught me Quasi-Love and Reslience. Despite 40+ years of fighting and bickering, they toughed it out remaining married until my Father's death from Cancer in 2002. Some would call this Co-Dependency. I agree... What's your point? In the realm of Normal, there are varying degrees of Normalcy. I AM NOT A WRITER. I AM PARADOX IN FLUX. I agree with this also... I have issues. I am here because I, yes me, wrote a screenplay... I think. I can follow it, but then again, that's my mind. I am here also because Eagle-Scout Don Bledsoe, wry Al B, of Detroit fame, and Indiana Padma, yes, I made her an adventure chick, were very kind in welcoming me. I caution them in the future, "Don't feed strays". I am currently in the throes of my "Seven-year itch." It seems, that approximately every seven years or so, I must dutifully hit rock-bottom. I love/hate my drugs and am preparing myself to enter a treatment program. I know this to be correct because I KNOW FEAR. Peter Pan must grow up... yet again. I apologize to anyone if I've mis-used this forum or offended... It said biography, --I'm a bio in progress. Do I have to leave now?... Priviledge revoked? How do you spell privilege? I only have a G.E.D. Issue upon issue upon issue... I may get somewhere, the Jurys' still out. Take Care All.